Texas winters may not be long, but when the cold hits, things go to s**t — especially across the Houston area. So this year, as the local news dives into marathon coverage and fights over clicks, we figured it was a good time to revisit a few lessons Texans still haven’t learned.
Winter storms here don’t usually get names – but for the purposes of this post, and since every freeze somehow turns into a full-blown event for Houston, Klein, Spring, Tomball, and The Woodlands, we’ve decided to name the impending January 2026 Houston freeze…Bob.
1. Buy Groceries Before the Bread Is Gone
Every storm, it’s the same scene – empty shelves, no bottled water, and everyone So surprised that H‑E‑B ran out of milk and eggs. You’ve seen this movie before so maybe next time; don’t wait for the meteorologist to turn beet red explaining the severity of the situation before hitting the store.
2. Pipes Don’t Wrap Themselves
We all know the freeze is coming, yet the hose bib covers start flying off the shelves only after someone’s neighbor posts a burst‑pipe disaster on Facebook. Take ten minutes before Bob arrives, and save yourself a plumber visit.
3. Generators and Flashlights Aren’t Optional
Texans treat generators like exotic collector’s items — everyone wants one the hour the power cuts out. Whether it’s a small battery bank or a proper backup setup, plan ahead unless you enjoy candlelit board games at 30 degrees.
4. Driving on Ice Is Still a Bad Idea
Every winter storm, someone says, “It’s fine, I’ve got a truck.” Then five trucks spin out on 99. Ice is undefeated — maybe just stay home and post your driveway icicles instead.
5. Preparation Beats Panic (Every Time)
Every storm reminds us that a little planning beats a lot of drama. Stock up calmly, secure what you can, and check on neighbors who might need a hand. We’ll all get through this – hopefully/maybe, with fewer Facebook rants next time.
“Bob” will move on, but if you live in Houston, Spring, or The Woodlands, keep your winter storm prep checklist handy – water, power sources, insulation, and a little common sense go a long way.
Stay ready, stay warm, and let’s try not to make the same mistakes when “Storm Carl” shows up next year.
